Some Tips On Writing Good Doggerel

Some tips on writing good doggerel

Attempt to make each verse sound witty

The language should be well rounded and full

And the combined effect should be pretty.

It’s a bonus to introduce kitsch

Like a line about cuddling a kitty

And make sure the words have a harmonic pitch

That result in a sweet simple ditty.

There aren’t any other clear rules

Although critics may call your style shitty

But ignore what they think for the silly old fools

Are the ones who deserve the most pity.