Some tips on writing good doggerel
Attempt to make each verse sound witty
The language should be well rounded and full
And the combined effect should be pretty.
It’s a bonus to introduce kitsch
Like a line about cuddling a kitty
And make sure the words have a harmonic pitch
That result in a sweet simple ditty.
There aren’t any other clear rules
Although critics may call your style shitty
But ignore what they think for the silly old fools
Are the ones who deserve the most pity.